This belt buckle would get me into trouble if I wore it.
I want this pool table.
He’s still one of the “common folk” though.
It’s a real life hot wheels made by Lamborghini.
Now…if they made one for my belly.
Me whenever someone needs a movie date.
My fridge is trying to tell me something.
When I see the same joke on Facebook:
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