Me when my wife brings home Sonic Cheese Sticks.
This is the sensible crap I do when I’m bored.
This belt buckle would get me into trouble if I wore it.
He’s still one of the “common folk” though.
It’s a real life hot wheels made by Lamborghini.
Now…if they made one for my belly.
Me whenever someone needs a movie date.
My fridge is trying to tell me something.